Saturday, November 28, 2009

Laws of the day: Florida

If you intend to have sex in Florida be sure to use the missionary position, as everything else is illegal. You should also be aware that any child that may be conceived during the act cannot be swapped for money. If you tie your elephant to a parking meter you have to pay for it, just like you would with a car. You should also avoid having sexual interaction with hedgehogs.

1 comment:

  1. The last one only counts if you're not a hedgehog. Also women in Florida could get a fine for falling asleep under a hairdryer and in Miami it's illegal to impersonate an animal.