I've got mail

You know that swooping sensation rushing through your body when you discover that the biggest envelope in the mailbox actually is for you? A couple of weeks ago this package lay waiting for me in my mum's mailbox, and the swooping still hasn't stopped.

Thank you for the most heartwarming gift ever to find its way into my mum's mailbox. I would also like to delegate a swift kick in the balls to the Norwegian Postal Service, who in spite of thorough instructions on how to handle the package, still managed to break every cookie in the box.